thor meets pikachu
(Source: autumnalequinox, via dontbringmymotherintothis)
| tourist: | could you give us directions to Olive Garden? |
| new yorker: | no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol |
| tourist: | oh you think you're clever??? |
| new yorker: | what |
| tourist: | i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness |
| new yorker: | oh... oh god i'm so sor |
| tourist: | no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself |
| the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole | |
| The tourist smirks to himself as he drives away, adjusting his black Boss of the Plains hat, mentally checking another brilliant execution of trolling off of his list. |
27 May 2012 @ 01:31AM / 
The Circle of Life
I regret nothing!
(Source: the-listening, via dontbringmymotherintothis)
It Could Happen To You - (Viral Video)
Wow, this is so heart wrenching, a man named Tom died falling from a roof top, his life partner of 6 years Shane was regarded as his ‘room mate’ and told he had absolutely no legal rights after Tom’s death. And To add to this he was not welcomed to the funeral as Tom’s father and uncle were planning an attack as they were unsupportive of him being gay and believed Shane made him that way. If they had been married this could have been totally different.
